By R Raj Rao
Ass
Like Don Quixote
He rides an ass and thinks he’s
On a stallion.
Pandava
Five Pandava bums
Screwing seven days a week
Five Pandava bums.
Bombay
Fumes shit pav bhaji
Skyscrapers local trains rats
Amitabh Bachchan.
Female Eunuch
The female eunuch
Claps so hard the neighbours think
It’s firecrackers.
Bin Laden
Immigration men
Grope you as if you were, boy,
Bin Laden himself!
Racial Prejudice
Race. What’s different: skin
What’s same: spit, shit, piss, pus, puke
Phlegm, cum, sweat, snot, rot.
Paki
Cigarette in hand
I sit on worn street benches
To be called ‘Paki’.
Beggars
The unwashed beggars
Think of me as one of them.
Blame it on my jeans.
The Stranger
He: talking to you,
The wooing, cooing pigeons?
Me: I speak pidgin.
Barber Shop
Haircut is a time
When I dream of dicks. Here I’m
Scissored by blonde chicks.
