Politics & Society
Muhammad Tahir

Peer-ing into the Abyss

Last month, we learnt from highly placed sources that the Chief Minister of Jammu and Kashmir Mufti Sayeed was undergoing hallucinatory experiences; his advanced age of 79 summers taking a toll on his old mind and bladder made him see

Politics & Society
Muhammad Tahir

Welcome to the Jungle

  Once again, the law has taken its own (murky and dubious) course, and once again, the ‘collective conscious of the revenge-seeking society’ has been satisfied—if it can ever be satisfied! Yakub’s body, like Afzal Guru’s, lies cold under the

Politics & Society
Muhammad Tahir

The Old and the Restless

  The Lalitgate scandal badly embroiled the BJP government in a political controversy and rattled its legendary “56-inch chest”, which did not seem strong enough to handle the heat of the controversy. The ghost of Lalit Modi now haunts Vasundhara Raje, the

Politics & Society
Muhammad Tahir

Dear Mitron

  Dear Mitron, In case you didn’t see the customised suit I wore during President Obama’s India trip, my good name is Damodardas Narendra Modi. I am a Hindu nationalist and your beloved Prime Minister. You may have been surprised

Politics & Society
Muhammad Tahir

Get Back To Where You Once Belonged!

  Baba Remedy made headlines this month with the launch of his Putrajeevak Beej, seeds that he claims can produce sons. There is a big demand for boys in India, and Baba Remedy has cannily tapped into this free market

Columns
Muhammad Tahir

Dysfunctional Diplomacy

Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Chutzpah had American legislators on their toes on 3 March when he came to the corporate office called Congress to lash out at the nuclear deal being negotiated with Ay-ran.  The deal would all ‘but guarantee’

Columns
Muhammad Tahir

Yours Satirically

If you thought AIB was funny, read this… If you thought satire is over, read this… Even if you don’t read, read this…. Muhammad Tahir is lambasting his way through this hilarious piece about Modi, AIB and Kashmir.  Well guys,